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Have Dry or Cracked Lips? Use The Funky Lips, Lip Balm to Hydrate, Moisturize & Nourish Them!

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Have Dry or Cracked Lips? Use The Funky Lips, Lip Balm to Hydrate, Moisturize & Nourish Them!

Have Dry or Cracked Lips? Use The Funky Lips, Lip Balm to Hydrate, Moisturize & Nourish Them!

Have Dry or Cracked Lips? Use The Funky Lips, Lip Balm to Hydrate, Moisturize & Nourish Them!

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The Funky Body Care Products

If YOU haven’t tried our skin care, 😢

YOUR SKIN is missing out on some of the BEST NOURISHMENT it could have!


Transform to soft, nourished and beautiful skin, powered by NATURE’S FINEST. 🌿


We use tallow, formulated with BOTANICAL BLENDS, leaving your skin fresh, purified & deeply nourished.

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HOT SALE!!! Tallow Skin Cream $24

Handcrafted with Timeless Ingredients & Botanical Wisdom

Nourish Your Skin All Natural Vitamin & Mineral Tallow Cream

Radiant Looking Skin          
Hydrates & Moisturizes

Feeds & Nourishes Your Skin

Easily Absorbed

Healthy Protective Barrier

Packed with Dense Nutrients 

Vitamins A, C, D, E, and K

No Synthetic Chemicals of Any Kind

100% Grass Fed Bison Tallow,

Jojoba Oil, Mango Butter, Honey, & Vitamin E

Lather Up with The Funky Body Wash

Get Rid of The Funky Body Odor …FAST!

Behind The Funky Body

WE ONLY USE “CLEAN BEAUTY" INGREDIENTS.

100% grass fed bison tallow, which is nutrient dense with Vitamins A, D, E, K, Omega 3, and Omega 6, along with Jojoba Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Eucalyptus Oil, Honey, Tea Tree Oil, Castor Oil, Coconut Oil, Mango Butter, Castile Soap, Beeswax, Activated Charcoal, Arrowroot, Lemon, Lavender, Orange Blossom, Lime, Rosemary, Black Pepper, Ginger, Bergamot, Coriander, and Peppermint.


Combinations of some of those ingredients in each product, formulated to hydrate, moisturize, clean your skin and promote skin health. Our products are packed with Vitamins A, C, D, E, and K, along with minerals, Omega 3, Omega 6, antimicrobial benefits, antioxidants, anti-inflammatory and anti-aging properties. All of the products are good for almost any skin type, and ideal for eczema, suitable for acne prone skin, are noncomedogenic and are excellent for dry or aging skin. Our products can help soothe irritated skin, reduce redness, and calm skin conditions like eczema and psoriasis.

With its all natural ingredients, and although not intended for this, it’s safe enough to eat, but don’t   ...we suggest having an apple instead. 🍏  Feed your skin, don’t just cover it. 

ALL OF OUR PRODUCTS ARE MADE IN THE USA

We Do Not Use Synthetic Chemicals of Any Kind in Our Products.  We Only Use All Natural Ingredients.


NO DYES                                      NO ALUMINUM 

NO GLUTEN                                NO PARABENS 

NO SILICONES                           NO PHTHALATES 

NO MINERAL OIL

NO SYNTHETIC FRAGRANCES

NO SULFATE SURFACTANTS

NO FORMALDEHYDE-RELEASING PRESERVATIVES


( ..SCARY to think that all, or some of those listed above can be in other skin care products on the market, soaking into your skin.)  👀

Our Philosophy

At The Funky Body, we believe that beauty is more than skin deep. We believe that true beauty comes from within and is reflected in how we treat ourselves, others, animals and the planet. Our philosophy is grounded in the principles of mindfulness, positivity, and sustainability.

Our Inspiration

The Funky Body is inspired by the natural beauty of our surroundings and our love for all things green. Our products are made with the highest quality of all natural ingredients, sourced from sustainable and ethical suppliers. We believe that nature has everything we need to nourish and protect our skin.   

About Bison Tallow

Bison Tallow was a vital, nutrient-dense survival resource used by Indigenous North Americans for food preservation (like pemmican), cooking, skincare, and lighting. Our ancestors prized it for its long lasting, spoilage free storage, providing crucial and fat-soluble Vitamins A, D, E and K, needed for survival in harsh climates.


Tallow was applied to the skin to protect against extreme wind, sun and cold, acting as an all natural, non-comedogenic barrier. It served as a base for healing salves, ointments and medicinal remedies to treat wounds and skin issues. 


Our Bison Tallow products created today from The Funky Body Care Products have all those qualities and more, with our added Jojoba Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Mango Butter, other Oils and Plant/Botanicals. These formulated combinations give the skin its protective barrier against the harsh environments we face today, along with nourishing properties beneficial for clean and healthy skin.

About Us.

We are a new small business in Northern California, excited to bring NEW ALL NATURAL SKINCARE PRODUCTS to you. We believe there are too many Synthetic Chemicals in our everyday use products. Particularly those that are in skin care, soaking into our bodies. We are offering some New Choices. Our products are hand made in small batches, not automated machinery. This gives us the opportunity to monitor each step of the process in bringing you our BEST ALL NATURAL SKIN CARE PRODUCTS. 

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